I Never

A few days ago I was listening to a favorite morning show (Bob and Sheri) and the topic was things “you” have never done that would surprise people. Here’s my “comes to mind first and fast” list.

I never drank/drink coffee, soda or beer.

I never smoked cigarettes. (and I pray my children never do)

I don’t drink. (often)

I never eat salad dressing on salad. (unless I’m at Olive Garden)

I have never eaten seafood. I have, however, been known to tell people I’m allergic to it, out of convenience.

I have never texted.

I’ve never been fired.

I’ll never think of them all.